eliaes:

femburton:

when your outfit so fly you forget you baby in the hotel room

SHE LITERALLY FORGOT HER BABY INSIDE I’M SCREAMING

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October 17

Shay Mitchell - Photographed By Hudson Taylor.

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October 17

tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

image

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villa-kulla:

witch-breed:

when my OTP is happy, that is the first sign that something bad is about to happen

image

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October 17

cramp:

this dog is so happy, i bet it has it’s life together

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October 17

"Some legends are told, some turn to dust or to gold, but you will remember me, remember me for centuries"

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October 17

snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

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October 17

rebuy:

i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015 

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October 16

orionfalls:

i still think its 2012

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October 16

badman300:

"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment

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October 16

bewbin:

19,999 crimes solved

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October 15

tylerchokely:

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

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October 15
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